2017 Oscars Liveblog — Live Now!

It doesn’t matter if you watch for the fashion, the speeches or interpretive dance saluting Best Boy Grips, Oscar night has a little something for every fan of movies. Tonight our very own Craig Wack will put down his comic books long enough to watch tonight’s ceremony, crack some jokes and make some pointed observations — for science!

This year should be an interesting one to watch the telecast. Host Jimmy Kimmel is going to have to keep things lively with the potential of a La La Land (14 nominations and a “magic of showbiz” subject that is traditionally catnip for Academy voters) rout in the making. If the Golden Globes were any indication, this edition of the Oscars will get political given that the current administration appears to oppose all of the ideals that the Academy embraces. So we’ll put a clock on when the “Trump” is brought up either through direct mention or impersonator. I’m guessing it will be withing the first two minutes of the cold open.

So join me at around 8 p.m. EST to kick off the liveblog of this year’s Academy Awards ceremony.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:17 am

Cindy will be back tomorrow with the fashion roundup and what I am sure will be more on how this one ended. Thanks again and we’ll see you at the Emmys.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:16 am

Thanks for sticking all the way through the surprise twist ending of the Oscars.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:14 am

Just proves you need good proofreaders before you seal the envelope.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:13 am

Handed out the wrong envelope

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:13 am

Pricewaterhousecoopers shit the bed

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:12 am

Shut up Warren.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:12 am

Warren spent too much time screwing around.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:11 am

Holy Fuck

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:09 am

Meh. Who wants to be La La Land becomes this decade’s “Crash”

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:04 am

Umm Faye, looks like your dress came unbuttoned there by the shoulders. I blame Warren, he’s still a rogue.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 27, 201712:03 am

Ok kids. Best picture

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:59 pm

I had no idea Emma noticed. I have to remember to send her a Christmas card this year.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:59 pm

Aww you’re welcome Emma

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:55 pm

I really do want Negga to win. But I think a Stone acceptance speech will make me squee a little.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:51 pm

Aww now Casey can take part in the Oscar fight at the Affleck house at Thanksgiving.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:48 pm

It’s great Brie Larson is still a little overwhelmed by being a movie star. Don’t ever change Captain Marvel.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:47 pm

And speaking of Lead Actor …

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:43 pm

La La Land might just sweep the rest of the awards tonight. It all depends on how much the Academy likes Casey Affleck more than Baby Goose.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:37 pm

The third parachute joke was one too many, especially when you are already running long.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:33 pm

Amy Adams is very sparkly tonight

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:32 pm

Like the 1972 Dolphins, the cast and crew of Ben-Hur pop the corks on their champagne as they will spend another year alone atop the all-time Oscar wins list. Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 5

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:29 pm

This was the first time I’ve seen Ben smile in years.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:29 pm

“And Guest” Nice.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:24 pm

Wilder got me. So did Carrie Fisher, obviously.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:20 pm

Ok time to cry. This is going to be a long damn in memoriam segment.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:19 pm

No EGOT tonight however. But Miranda will have another chance or two before it’s all said and done.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:18 pm

LLL might yet get the tie. This was the stiffest competition. Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 5

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:16 pm

Hommina hommina hommina

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:15 pm

Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 4

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:14 pm

So was there a discovery of a rich vein of blue velvet made last year that I wasn’t alerted to?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:10 pm

Kimmel has been a pretty good host, but he’s going to have to hurry to end the telecast in 20 minutes. There’s a ton of awards still to hand out.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:08 pm

Correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t Damon and Affleck presented together every year for the past 20 years?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:06 pm

Great all those years of dance instruction, a grueling audition process to land on the Oscars and all I get to do is freaking move furniture.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:04 pm

The 80s prom called Baby Goose, it wants its shirt back.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201711:01 pm

Costume change for Mean Tweets

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:59 pm

The tie is still alive. Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 3

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:59 pm

Javier is like I am so not Jeffrey Dean Morgan, bitches. You think JDM hangs with Meryl? Oh hell, naaw

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:58 pm

What!?! No bridge? RIP-OFF!

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:57 pm

Meryl and Javier walking through a covered bridge coming up!

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:54 pm

Leslie Mann is an underrated comedian.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:51 pm

John Cho looks so good in a tux, he deserves to be the next Bond, despite not being British.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:49 pm

Shoulda put those guys in the Balcony of Closeness

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:46 pm

A film about Syrian rescue workers. The Academy is making a big statement tonight through its own ballot box.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:45 pm

Salma was like I totally can’t pronounce any of these names

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:43 pm

It’s kinda cool they put the orchestra in a cave

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:41 pm

Kimmel is using sugar to keep the energy in the room up. I employ the same strategy with my candy bucket at work.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:38 pm

Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 2. LLL has to sweep the rest of its awards to tie the all-time record.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:37 pm

Lots of technical love for Mel tonight.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:35 pm

Miranda is having the time of his life right now.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:34 pm

I thought Rogen was in a walking cast at first

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:33 pm

Where did CapAss go? There was a seat filler next to ScarJo

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:32 pm

Dammit. Now Suicide Squad stands alone with its Oscar

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:31 pm

Doctor Strange better win this one

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:29 pm

Thank God for this segment. I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer. This segment is why I will wear clean pants to work tomorrow.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:22 pm

It was funny. But it was also 5 minutes that should have been spread around for winners to say their thank-yous

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:21 pm

This segment is suprisingly hilarious

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:18 pm

Goose is such a polite Canadian

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:16 pm

Stop with all the lovey dovey, 50 Shades, these poor people have like 10 seconds for their speech as it is.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:15 pm

Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 1. Still in the running to break the all-time record.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:14 pm

Nice that Dakota just threw a necklace over a vintage bathrobe and just said, “screw it, I’m going to the Oscars”

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:12 pm

Dang, first loss of the night for me. Kubo was really good and such interesting animation.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:11 pm

Even the presenters are getting in on the political stuff

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:10 pm

I think that one dude was wearing formal Vans

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:09 pm

I forgot the “balcony for nominees not important to sit on the floor” segment of the broadcast.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:08 pm

Those metallic pieces on Hailee’s dress have unfortunate placement. I predict a Kimmel joke about it.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:06 pm

So do shows like Duck Dynasty air commercials about strict immigration policy and white nationalism? There are a lot of big companies lining up to say a message of togetherness during the Oscars.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:04 pm

Sting with the stinger at the end. I can see it now. “He’s been overrated for years. I can have tantric sex longer than him. Ask Ivanka, she will tell you.”

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 201710:00 pm

Oh the tweet Trump is composing right now

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:58 pm

The winner is from one of the 7 countries on Trump’s list.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:57 pm

Shirley got a standing O for surviving 2016

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:56 pm

That was a good payoff for an otherwise pointless segment

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:52 pm

Hehe Meryl sneaking one more Junior Mint

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:51 pm

Although my trips to Walmart feel like traveling through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, mine end less happy and with more pizza rolls.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:48 pm

Did I forget to mention the hat? Dayum

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:47 pm

Viola deserves all the awards on her acceptance speech skill alone

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:45 pm

Does this make Viola a Grammy away from EGOT?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:42 pm

A proper gentleman does not wear his cheeky porkpie hat in a major awards ceremony

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:41 pm

Yes yes lovely message. But hat

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:41 pm

Hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:40 pm

Haaaaaaaaaaaat

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:39 pm

Supporting actress time

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:39 pm

Wow, Chris Tucker sighting

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:37 pm

Was Vaughn invited or was just standing outside the theater when they found out Natalie Portman was too preggers to attend the awards?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:32 pm

The non-famous winners tell the best stories.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:31 pm

Scoreboard again. Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 0. LLL must win the next award it is nominated for to beat Ben-Hur for the all-time record.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:28 pm

Poor sound people, suck in the back of the theater. They are practically at the Orange Julius.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:27 pm

Who’s is winning the “broadest shoulders” competition in CapAss vs. Sophia

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:26 pm

Ruth Negga was adorbs with the candy

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:25 pm

And it’s audience participation time

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:24 pm

Academy President may as well just be standing on stage flipping the double bird screaming “SUCK IT TRUMP” for three minutes

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:20 pm

In case you are counting we are almost an hour into the show and Suicide Squad has won more awards than La La Land and Hidden Figures combined.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:17 pm

Is that sun piece in the background a leftover from the Brazil Olympics?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:16 pm

Miranda hoping some last-minute Hamiltoning will deliver him to EGOT land

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:13 pm

Monae’s dress got caught up in the wheelchair

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:12 pm

You feel for Ava but that OJ thing was a brilliant bit of documentary filmwork

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:11 pm

Monaedoes great line readings. She might want to make acting her full time gig.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:09 pm

A deserved standing O right there

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:08 pm

That is a lot of fierce on one stage

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:06 pm

Hey guys new plan. Kate McKinnon presents all the awards tonight. Who is in?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:05 pm

Ok we get it Rolex has been doing product placement in movies for 75 years.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20179:02 pm

There’s one La La Land probably needed. Scoreboard Ben-Hur 11, La La Land 0

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:59 pm

Yes kids you can’t bag on the movie without saying how bad Cara Delevigne’s twerking was in the Academy Award winning Suicide Squad

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:57 pm

McKinnon is awesome.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:56 pm

Back to back boobs jokes for Jimmy

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:52 pm

That was an awesome acceptance speech.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:49 pm

Dude should also win and Emmy for his work on Luke Cage

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:49 pm

Woot, I’m not getting shut out tonight.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:48 pm

I would not dislike a Patel win, however

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:47 pm

When did Starman learn how to do grizzled so well?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:47 pm

Come on Ali, don’t make me 0-1 right off the bat.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:44 pm

I’ll give the monologue and 8.5 out of 10

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:43 pm

The greatest non-tribute ever for Meryl

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:42 pm

How is Janel Monae is sitting in that dress of hers?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:41 pm

Squeeee ScarJo and CapAss are sitting together

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:39 pm

Ok that was a good joke Jimmy (re: Oscars so white joke)

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:38 pm

And here come the Matt Damon jokes

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:37 pm

I think you take your life into your own hands if you drink at Trump jokes tonight

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:37 pm

First Trump reference 6:15 in the show, third joke of monologue

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:36 pm

I wonder if Timberlake would make a good Oscars host?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:35 pm

And now Jimmy comes on stage to kill the energy in the room

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:34 pm

Nice exchange between friends there between Timberlake and The Goose

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:33 pm

Give JT, this song has sucked all the tension out of the room.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:32 pm

Larson is adorbs as always in the crowd

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:31 pm

Negga should have just jumped onstage too

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:30 pm

The Trump clock has started

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:27 pm

Oh God, it looks like they are making Pepto in that commercial

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:25 pm

Robin Roberts with the Coming to America referecne FTW

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:24 pm

Timberlakes move on, move on

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:23 pm

Conscientious objector is a little much for Strahan to pronounce

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:22 pm

Mel’s wife has that Melania Trumpish, held hostage look to her

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:18 pm

Come on Busy Phillips, stop getting in Michelle Williams’ spotlight

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:15 pm

Not feeling the brown pants there Rock

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:14 pm

The Rock can wear a damn suit.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:12 pm

Denzel and his wife are adorbs together

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:10 pm

Ok dude in the Google commercial — step one of cooking, make sure you have all the proper ingredients BEFORE you start cooking.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:08 pm

Miss Moneypenny is looking foine in that dress. But I’m a superhero guy, I’m partial to capes.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:07 pm

That’s a lot of velvet on Strahan’s suit

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:06 pm

Wanna take a bet you could but a house (or two) with the value of Charlieze Theron’s earrings

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:04 pm

Tough choice: Whose face is more frozen tonight — Kidman or Urban?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:02 pm

What does Nicole Kidman have against wearing, you know, a color?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20178:01 pm

Mel Gibson is acting like he’s fighting to keep the drugs from kicking in

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20177:56 pm

The Affleck stareback at the camera was a little unsettling

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20177:54 pm

Nice to see Casey Affleck made an attempt to bathe for the big night.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20177:52 pm

Ruffles? Really Baby Goose?

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20177:47 pm

If you haven’t checked in yet, let everyone know what your snack of the night is. I am going with ice cream and Girl Scout cookies.

Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20177:22 pm

Cindy will have the full fashion rundown tomorrow but I will give you my opinions on the clothes tonight.

Great
Ruth Negga
Taraji P. Henderson
Riz Ahmed
Good
Felicity Jones (wish it was a different color)
Kirsten Dunst
Not-So Good
Ginnifer Goodwin (looked like a table cloth)
Hailee Steinfeld (dress looked like it has metal nipple shields)
Jessica Biel (Distressed dress looked like she was mauled in the limo by a wolverine)
Dakota Johnson (Appeared to wear Joan Crawford’s old housecoat)
Craig Wack Craig Wack February 26, 20175:02 pm

To kick things off I’m going to make my predictions for many of the award winners tonight so that you have something you laugh at me about later. And as David Letterman always said, no wagering.

Best Picture — La La Land
Director — Damien Chazelle, La La Land
Lead Actor — Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea
Lead Actress — Emma Stone, La La Land
Supporting Actor — Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Supporting Actress — Viola Davis, Fences
Adapted ScreenplayMoonlight
Original Screenplay La La Land
Animated FeatureKubo and the Two Strings
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  • Obvs i want ruth to win. Also right now Timberlake is telling parents not to let thier kids listening to his music lol

  • What is halle berry even wearing?

  • Ruth getting a shout out from halle. Lovvveee

  • ChainedVase

    I love Ruth deeply but why is she wearing my gramma’s nightgown as an evening gown?

    • Uhhhh whut. She looks beautifullllllll . Better than some of these dresses. They are bonkers

      • ChainedVase

        She is beautiful but I hate that dress. It’s frumpy.

  • Chopra does …..dude what is her dress?

  • I just ate in n out. I shouldny be snacking lol

  • The kodak theater is in a mall. This is the ultimate mall concert

  • Why is baby goose wearing ruffles?

  • AbbySaurus

    Ruth and Viola. I have wine. Let’s do this.

  • Casey Affleck looks like a criminal… oh wait….

  • AbbySaurus

    Gross. C Affleck ruining my tv.

  • Why are these filmmakers making a walmart receipt movie? Gross

  • I’d be lying if i said i wasn’t also looking forward to also see Dominic Cooper sitting next to ruth later

  • Keith urban has been to more red carpets than some actors

  • AbbySaurus

    That dress Taraji is wearing, we don’t even need to go on with the show.

    • And the necklace!

      • llp

        Her necklace and Viola’s ring are my favourite jewels so far, but I look forward to the fashion posts tomorrow.

  • I know it wont happen, but id love to see lalaland win very little for all those noms

  • BABY GOOSE IS GONNA PLAY NEIL ARMSTRONG???

  • Naomi Harris is too beautiful to be in that spice girls reject vinyl dress

  • Ugh Chazell’s tie.

  • AbbySaurus

    DENZELLLLL

  • Denzel remains classy as all hell.

    • llp

      He is just so hot. UNREAL.

  • So. Much. Velvet

  • AbbySaurus

    Does Dakota have a little bit of Carol Burnett curtain dress going on?

  • Renner just high fived hia daughter goodbye. I don’t care what y’all say. I like m

  • Naomi Harris has been ❤ for me since she was in 28 days later. She was such a bad ass

  • AbbySaurus

    Michael Shannon hangin in the background, Michael Shannoning.

  • You shut your mouth Craigory. Busy Phillips is ammmmmaaazing and they are life partners

    • AbbySaurus

      Oooh, TT used her mom voice.

  • Has mel also been this short? Also comeback? Maybe if he apologized being a trash human

  • AbbySaurus

    Delete your comeback, Mel.

    • Like people can change, but he never even really apologized. Or meant it

  • I disagree with Craig, Ginny and Josh looks hawt

  • A PowerPoint on hollywood plan makes me like emma a little more tbh

  • Has Mel been moved away from a microphone, is it safe to return?

  • Blue velvet suits are so popular, even SAMUEL MOTHER FKN JACKSON is wearing one

  • Sparks

    Was that Mel Gibson looking normal?

    • AbbySaurus

      Define normal.

      • Sparks

        Exactly.

    • No, you’re obviously thinking of someone else. The crazy was in the eyes.

  • This song won’t win but JT is just so happy i can’t hate it

  • DOMINIC IS BALD

  • So many people awkward dancing

  • Sparks

    pepto commercial before start of “trump clock”. I see what they did there.

  • Sparks

    JT’s a class act.

    • Matthew OKeefe

      Perhaps the best opening I can remember.

  • Ruth and dom were dancing so awkward so cute i love them

  • Ruth keeps in the background and i approve based on the need for all ruth all the time

  • Sparks

    boooo…and so it begins.

  • Jimmy is being mature and i dont know what to do with that because i have been with jimmy since kroq

  • All matt damon jokes all the time

  • AbbySaurus

    Nahhh, not ready to make nice.

  • 2 trump jokes in and this is a catharsis

  • Btw i love that kimmel can call damon out on that great wall shit

  • Oscars does not have an amazon prime account

  • AbbySaurus

    Does Amazon get the award though?

  • GUYS CHRIS CAPASS EVANS IS THERE WITH SCARJO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

  • Kimmel is killing it tbh. Meryl calling all those performances in lololol

  • Was this person in a movie?

  • Shannon can’t get an award for Shannoning

  • Sparks

    Jeff Bridges was excellent in that movie btw

    • MissAmynae

      It’s an exceptionally good film. PIne is great in it as well.

      • llp

        I agree. Pine was outstanding – I would have liked to have seen him get a nomination for that.

  • Cindy i can hear you screaming from here

  • Ali is making me cry. Rude.

  • Craig is correct re:ali in cage

  • Sparks

    Wack up 1 point!

  • SUPRISE BATEMAN ❤❤❤❤❤

  • Star Trek beyond, where they covered idris’s face in makeup

  • OSCAR WINNING SUICDE SQUAD. DEAD.

  • All the costume movies look like they had the same wardrobe

  • AbbySaurus

    Kate McKinnon killed me in the library with the dimples.

  • MissAmynae

    Happy for Atwood. Fantastic Beasts was beautiful work. Would have been fine with Allied getting the nod as well.

  • Algebra’s Angels is playing at coachella this year

  • Hidden figures was amazing and if you havent seen it you’re fired

  • Sparks

    very cool

  • Is Monae getting MORE perfect

  • Lol at least he calls out his tastelessness

  • AbbySaurus

    Sting looks…..different?

  • The future president the rock is the best as always

  • Sparks

    not enough autotune in the world

  • I WOULD WATCH THEM IN A TWINS REMAKE

  • What the fk was i doing at 16?

  • If i got hit in the head in the middle of a song I’d be like “ya im out”

  • MissAmynae

    That sculpture had to at least be by the same artist. Gorrrrgeous, every aspect.

  • They learned from Ellen you must feed them

    • MissAmynae

      and thankfully kept the segment short!

  • AbbySaurus
  • MissAmynae

    I really really really want Arrival to take these sound awards.

  • llp

    I am not watching, just checking the liveblogs, but if I am given to understand Chris Evans and Sophia Boutella are up there together I just want to say YAAAAASSS.

  • Awwww yayy for jackie

  • So far inhave forgotten that the previous winner presenters won awards

  • I love viola, but octavia killlled it in HF

    • MissAmynae

      Agreed.

    • It could have been either of them (or NH) and it would have been deserved, but I’m glad it was Viola.

  • EGOT STATUS – yes 1 away

  • MissAmynae

    Vi is amazing, but that was absolutely a Leading Role. Was at the Tonys, should have been one here.

    Good for her to get her an Oscar, but disappointed that the others didn’t really stand a chance.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Is Viola’s speech still going?

  • Nicole Kidman clals really fucking weird

  • Matthew OKeefe

    OK, now who wants to see a buddy cop movie starring Charlize and Shirley? This guy!

  • Dev you’re so dreamy

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Bittersweet Symphony: the most generic bumper music in history.

  • Halee steindield’s dress has a very bjork look to the back

  • llp

    GGB – my heart.

  • FORMAL VANS ARE FASHION

  • Yayyyyyyyyy Zootopia!!!!

    • llp

      I adored Kubo too – those were my two picks.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    My 20 year man-crush on The Rock says Moana got robbed.

    • Zootopia is soooooo good tho

      • Matthew OKeefe

        I don’t disagree, but I never sat in an arena cheering for Zootopia and Mick Foley 🙂

    • MissAmynae

      They could have split it. Both were SO damn good!!

  • GARY IS KISSING SO MANY HANDS

  • AbbySaurus

    No, Casey Affleck is the jerk here.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Halle Berry’s hair is the real star tonight!

    • Matthew OKeefe

      And Gary the Tourist satire accounts in 3…2…1…

  • The Dev and Andrew Garfield man hug during the commercial break was delightful.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Young Frankenstein!

  • Disney is doing quite well

  • That Swinton joke was 100% accurate

  • I watched BTF so much as a kid i broke 2 vhs tapes

  • ROGEN as a BTF and hamilton fanatic is me

  • AbbySaurus

    I didn’t know Michael j Fox was going to present and I might be crying.

    • llp

      I love him.

    • Btw i would be unable to talk. I love him so much. Also his books are great

    • Thankfully I was tipped off by red carpet coverage, but still a little weepy.

      • I saw him on the rc and was like why? WAIT DON’T QUESTION IT

  • Matthew OKeefe

    It’s kinda crazy to think just how much part of my life Michael J Fox has been. Family Ties and BTTF themselves were transformative!

  • ADORABLE CHILD FTW

    • Matthew OKeefe

      Jimmy Kimmel is that cool uncle every guy aspires to be.

  • David Oyelowo is so hot, he needs to be in more things tbh

    • AbbySaurus

      His voice. OMG.

  • Gary from Chicago getting so much love, but his wife was the real.mvp https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae50a387f25c1fdda645ddcb94bd4af8d1cf9ecf2550a4e8c9503b2312a5d902.jpg

  • JOHN CHO LOOKS HOT OBVS

  • John Cho and science jokes ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Leslie Mann deserves an Oscar for that!

  • Rob and @abby would clearly get along https://twitter.com/robcorddry/status/836059476494934018

    • AbbySaurus

      Lololol Dayuuum

  • Well now it’s just getting predictable

  • Sparks

    Mean Tweets!!

  • Lin loves mean tweets about himself

  • AbbySaurus

    Miles Teller tweet was truuuuuueeee.

  • Begrudged, yes

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Ryan and Emma standing together. I get it, you’re way better looking than the rest of us! Geez, give it a rest already.

    • Sparks

      Don’t stare into his eyes.

    • Its not fair . And offensive tbh

  • I have mixed feelings about Batfleck apparently making an appearance

    • Matthew OKeefe

      Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo!

    • Sparks

      Worried he’ll overshadow brother? 😀

  • Matthew OKeefe

    I can’t believe this has been going for over 2.5 hours already. AND I’M STILL SOBER!

    • Sparks

      What’s everyone drinking? I made it up to Maker’s Mark.

  • Samuel L jackson could yell at me whenever he wants

  • Sparks

    Pulp Fiction homage!

  • Matthew OKeefe

    I don’t care what the situation is, if Sam doesn’t drop an MFer, it’s a disappointment.

    • llp

      He looked unimpressed with that win. LISTEN TO SAM, ACADEMY.

  • Sparks

    Wack: “rich vein of blue velvet” Love it

  • NOPE. but fine WHATEVER he’ll egot next time

  • Jennifer aniston is so beautiful it’s not fair

    • Matthew OKeefe

      Hence my Justin Theroux voodoo doll.

  • Sparks

    So many this year…

  • llp

    Sara Bareilles has such a beautiful voice. That was really, really sad. Carrie Fisher.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Is the live singer during the death montage a new thing? I like it, seemed to have stopped the popularity contest applause.

    • Sparks

      Gonna say new.

    • They go back and forth on it. I think they had Idina Menzel do Over the Rainbow in the past

      • Matthew OKeefe

        You mean Adele Dazeem?

    • I feel like they’ve had it a couple years, but that’s a gut feeling.

  • I am here for kimmel ragging on damon all day

  • Sparks

    Awesome

  • Batfleck looks happy and that’s good for him.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Jason Bourne is so much shorter than Batman!

  • If you say Casey affleck’s name 3x does he disappear?

    • Sparks

      Soon Enough….

  • llp

    I was cheering for Hell or High Water, but am just glad LLL didn’t win.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    WOW! Amy ain’t playing around tonight

    • Sparks

      She got Told.

      • Sparks

        Oh wait, you weren’t talking about her short intro….haha

    • MissAmynae

      Stunning.

  • Sparks

    Always…Always thank your mom.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Literally, every time I see a cut to Taraji, I feel the urge to go watch Hustle and Flow.

  • AbbySaurus

    AMY ADAMS IS SPARKLING EVERY NIGHT. Sorry for yelling, I’m getting tired and cranky.

    • I’M ALMOST OUT OF RUM AND IT IS BED TIME.

      • AbbySaurus

        I LOVE THE PARACHUTES AND DAMON JOKES BUT LEEETTTS GET IT OVER WITH

        • THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO SING THE FULL SONGS AND THE TOURISTS WERE RIDICULOUSLY LONG WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ALL THINGS DENZEL

    • Matthew OKeefe

      IT’S STILL KIND OF EARLY ON THE WEST COAST AND I HAVE PLENTY OF ALCOHOL BUT I LIKE TO BE INCLUDED.

      • Matty O For the Win

        • Sparks

          BAM!

      • AbbySaurus

        THATS FINE YELLING IS FUN

      • PARTY AT MATT’S HOUSE

        • He’s in Vegas to boot, so good call.

  • Sparks

    Craig did you guess an over/under?

    • I didn’t. But this thing is going to have to hustle to end before the top of the hour.

      • the live feed says they were supposed to be done 10 minutes ago, so we probably hav another 40 to go…

        • Sparks

          Trade Off: Kimmel makes it funny buy long

      • Guess I’m not tweeting twd

    • Matthew OKeefe

      My goto was always 29 minutes.

  • llp

    Halle’s hair and jewels and face. I feel like we have seen that dress on her a million times, though.

  • Cool story. Lets do ruth’s award then i am supposed to LT zombies

  • I’m just tired and boozy enough to hope that Caffleck and Baby Goose split the white boy vote and Denzel gets it.

  • AbbySaurus

    Anybody but Casey.

  • Fk this noise. But Batfleck was adorable i guess

  • Sparks

    Does he get to shave now?

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Remember when Casey Affleck was in American Pie?

  • Whatever just show me ruth

  • Sparks

    Quote: “Squee!”

  • AbbySaurus

    BooX1000000

  • Lame.

    • Sparks

      Really?

      • Ya. I really thought Ruth deserved it

        • Sparks

          Nothing against Ruth at all! Amazing performance.

  • Ok emmys. Its on you. Ruth as tulip for awards please

  • Sparks

    WB’s Hair

  • Lame.

  • Repression is what happened to hidden figures at this award show.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Deadpool didn’t win so it’s all meaningless.

  • AbbySaurus

    Wait. What

  • Sparks

    What?

  • HOLY. SHIT

  • llp

    AWKWARD.

  • Sparks

    #OscarsSoWack

  • BEST TWIST EVER

  • Sparks

    PWC: You had one job

    • How many times have I told you, don’t let the interns stuff the fancy envelopes.

  • Matthew OKeefe

    Well holy shit.

  • AbbySaurus
  • AbbySaurus

    Thank you, Craig!! I love your twist endings!