Knowledge Is Not Power, Chris Hemsworth’s Thor Arms Are Power

Thor aka Chris Hemsworth is about to say some words, and I defy to you pay attention to whatever the fork he’s saying, because OH MY GODS THE ARMS, THE BODY, THE HAIR, THE EVERYTHING.

Sorry, I lost myself for a minute there.

Look, this is just another Marvel ploy to get us to buy Doctor Strange, and let’s face it — we will buy anything as long as it has this included.

I know that you know where I’ll be the rest of this fine Valentine’s Day, and you know that I know where you’ll be.


THANK ASGARD for all that you give us. Marvel, too, I guess.

H/T and thank you, Craig!

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • Notfrankiethrowup

    Thor’s board shorts are killing me.

  • emmalita

    I truly wish that Thor:Ragnarok was just Thor hanging out in New Zealand with Darryl.

  • Nadiney

    Why isn’t this a weekly webseries? WHY?! WHY GODS?!

    Also, you know many pants Thor was wearing? Too many pants.

  • I’m almost tempted to buy Dr. Strange just so i can own this. Almost.

  • NateMan

    It’s like someone stuffed softballs under his arm skin.

  • Clearly thor is a dick roommate. But also COME ON DARYL, you could obvs make so much money selling thor’s shit. Plus i’m sure Thor can snag you some other avengers swag/memorabilia to sell. obvs.

    would be willing to have thor as a tool bag roommate if he promised never to wear shirts