Forgot It’s Valentine’s Day Today? No Worries; Head to Burger King for an Adult Meal and the Perfect Gift

Hey baby, how’d you like to see my Whopper?

No, not that kind of Whopper; this kind of Whopper:

What I mean is, if you’re one of those people who totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day, Burger King just saved your ass. Because they’ve got a backup plan that not only includes a surprise hot meal for you and your true love; it also provides a free gift*. Oh, and not just any old gift … an Adult gift.

Your last minute date is gonna be so hot. Check it:

That’s a Whopper, fries, a drink, plus either an eye mask, a feather duster, and a

egg beater head massager? Can you even imagine the fantasy-fueled evening you’re going to have after you and your sweetheart eat, and open your gifts together?

Happy V.D., y’all.

*only available in Israel.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

  • emmalita

    I was all, imma go to BK, until I saw your *

    ONLY AVAILABLE IN ISRAEL?

    Was the 50 shades movie more popular there? Is BDSM more open there? Ok, maybe. Maybe the scary Jewish Fundamentalists are less scary than the scary Christian fundamentalists we have here.

    Well Burger King, bowing to the religious right just lost you my dollars, which I probably wouldn’t have spent on you anyway, but this is the closest you’ve come to getting them in 30 years.

    • Don’t let bitterness consume you. Boost our economy by flying an American airline to Israel; enjoy your happy meal, and rest secure in the knowledge that if you can’t get back into the country, it’s because our borders are now more secure than ever.

      Happy V.D. 😀

      • emmalita

        How long do you think it will be before other countries stop letting us in?