Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Donald Trump an Offer WE Can’t Refuse

This morning, that clown who currently occupies the Oval Office made an ass out of himself for the umpteenth time since taking office, using today’s National Prayer Breakfast to whine about current host, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Apprentice ratings (and of course, brag about his own, because it ain’t a day if Trump isn’t bragging about himself). Between yesterday’s horrific Black History Month speech and the mockery of a — well, whatever you call this, because it has nothing to do with the nation or actual prayer), I think most of us are in shock. Thankfully, Schwarzenegger took Trump’s nonsense exactly as seriously as it should be, which is to say, not at all. With a twinkle in his eye, Arnold took to his Facebook page to make Trump an offer we simply can’t refuse:

Yes, please. We would definitely all like to sleep comfortably again, and we would also like to know we are still in the United States of America; right now, it feels more like we’ve fallen through a wormhole and ended up in Bizarro USA. And don’t come at me with Arnold not being a natural born citizen; if Trump got in there, I’m sure someone can work on an amendment.

Get your smiles and a little chuckle where ever you can, people! Oh, and I’m not religious, but I may be praying to everything from a tree in the backyard to Battlestar Galactica‘s Lords of Kobol. We’ll take help from ANYONE, ANYWHERE, please and thank you.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • He was my governator ( my college diploma was signed by him and everything) he wasn’t great but man oh man would i rather have that
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    • emmalita

      I wish.