Here’s What A Sensible President Elect’s Tweets Might Read Like

This might just get us through the next … five minutes?

Donald Trump has yet to take office, and his nonsensical, antagonistic tweeting never stops. Wish as we might to escape, on January 20th, this man will occupy the oval office; the media delights in sharing every 140 character or less thought the man has. If only there were an automatic translator; someone to help us decipher the whackadoodiness! Would that we could at least pretend sense prevailed! Is there no one to aide us through these dark times?

Enter PresidentialTrump, the Twitter translation tool that transforms thick-headed thoughts.

Pardon me, but could it be … this almost makes him palatable!

 

I mean, this may be the only way for a non-Trumpite to survive.

 

We will survive, won’t we?

 

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • emmalita

    I plan to get through the next four years by not reading the Orange Cheeto’s tweets.

    • I blocked him on Twitter over a year ago.

  • MissAmynae

    Can we get him a Galaxy Note 7 as an Inauguration gift? I’ll throw in 10 bucks.

  • Freetheklingons

    My brother in law admonished me for being so doomsday about the election (He is a Clinton voter, BTW). He said: “You lived through the W Busch presidency, didn’t you?”

    I wanted to say, YEAH, I DID BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE/KIDS/SOLDIERS DID NOT, ASSHOLE. But it was Christmas Eve and I had to be nice.