JOY. JOY HAS REACHED US.
Supposedly, hopefully, if Father Christmas is real, someone at Universal accidentally uploaded an incomplete trailer for The Mummy with sound effects missing from the opening atmosphere setting scenes and folks
It is life.
2016 may be salvageable after all.
Listen, giggling hysterically, while Tom Cruise shrieks, cast members grunt, whimper and squeal at nothing for the greatest 30 seconds in human history.
This is the funniest thing of all time. This is the greatest surrealist art of our days and nothing will be this good again.
Honestly, it’s so good that I am fully prepared for it not to be a leak. I am fully prepared for this to be some mad genius Of The Internet who just dropped 2016’s greatest gift in our laps. Some of Tom’s screams sound a little off. But the full audio kicks back in a minute or so in, which makes me think it’s legit.
I don’t care. I’ve watched it seventeen times already and will not stop any time soon.
Oh my daisies. It’s the funny little ‘nyeeeaaah!’ as the lady is dragged out of the plane that absolutely breaks me.
Someone send help.