The Mummy Just Saved 2016

Everything about this picture is high art.

JOY. JOY HAS REACHED US.

Supposedly, hopefully, if Father Christmas is real, someone at Universal accidentally uploaded an incomplete trailer for The Mummy with sound effects missing from the opening atmosphere setting scenes and folks

It is life.

2016 may be salvageable after all.

Listen, giggling hysterically, while Tom Cruise shrieks, cast members grunt, whimper and squeal at nothing for the greatest 30 seconds in human history.

This is the funniest thing of all time. This is the greatest surrealist art of our days and nothing will be this good again.

Honestly, it’s so good that I am fully prepared for it not to be a leak. I am fully prepared for this to be some mad genius Of The Internet who just dropped 2016’s greatest gift in our laps. Some of Tom’s screams sound a little off. But the full audio kicks back in a minute or so in, which makes me think it’s legit.

I don’t care. I’ve watched it seventeen times already and will not stop any time soon.

Oh my daisies. It’s the funny little ‘nyeeeaaah!’ as the lady is dragged out of the plane that absolutely breaks me.

Someone send help.

 

Nadine Morgan

Nadine Morgan

Nadine Morgan is really terrible at the ‘About You’ part of life.
Nadine developed her reviewer skills writing epic facebook rants about the details script supervisors forget and trying to explain why Carol on The Walking Dead broke Lizzie by accident.

Nadine loves TV, film and books but she wishes someone would pay her to be the continuity editor.

She can be found on Facebook and in her forest garden and if she’s not yelling at her TV she’s trying to convince a cat to be an Instagram model and refusing to let 90’s fashion die.

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