Such a Pretty House: Chris Evans Is Hollywood’s Biggest Bang …

… for the buck, that is.

In news surprising to exactly zero people who’ve ever seen Chris Evans or a Captain America film, today Forbes announced the actor as Hollywood’s best payoff (second  year in a row), returning approximately $135.80 for every dollar he’s paid. I mean, who could imagine a dude with excellent comedic timing and a particular set of …

assets, a nice guy who plays nice guys, would be a huge box office draw? (Only every Tumblr user in existence …) Rounding out Forbes‘ list of the industry’s most profit-worthy stars this year are Passengers co-stars, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence (numbers 2 and 10, respectively),

Matt Damon (9), Robert Downey Jr. (8), Ben Affleck (7), Jennifer Aniston (6), Vin Diesel (5), Mila Kunis (4) and Scarlett Johansson (3) — hear that Marvel? — so, give us our Black Widow movie, STAT.

Sorry, asshole! Johnny!

 

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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