Wait. Goop Didn’t Think Up the Latest Male Cosmetic Trend, Scrotox?

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop is the source of a lot of strange things, ranging from vaginal steaming treatments to $15,000 24k-gold dildos, but, somehow, she is NOT responsible for the latest bizarre male trend.

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Don’t worry, though, we’re standing by for this year’s outrageous Christmas list, and I have no doubt it’ll include a gift certificate for some odd genitalia treatment. Speaking of, according to The Doctors cohost and plastic surgeon, Andrew Ordon, the hottest trend in male cosmetic procedures is, brace yourselves …

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… “botulism toxin injection directly into the skin of the scrotum” aka Scrotox.

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The procedure is done to smooth out skin and make testicles appear larger, and WHO IN THE FORK WOULD SHELL OUT $1,500 to $3,000 …

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I mean, that’s just a guess.

Ordon notes that more and more men want “smoothing down there,” adding that most doctors who do the procedure use a numbing cream first; “pain-wise, it really isn’t that bad.”

Meanwhile, apparently, hoo-ha rejuvenation is the big thing in ladyparts this year.

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I’m just going to go sit with my legs tightly crossed and try to think happy thoughts.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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