Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Before I Go Insane: We Need A Cure for Wellness Right Effing Now

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Holy … where has this movie been all my life? I’m in love.*

Gore Verbinski (The Ring, The Mexican, Rango) seems to have taken a trip inside my dreambrain and turned it into a stunningly beautiful movie. I want to go to there, RIGHT NOW.

I mean, this is basically any given night in my head. How did he get in my head?

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*Just, can we please stop with the breathy remakes of every great 80s song? PLEASE.

A Cure for Wellness stars Dane DeHaan (Lawless, Kill Your Darlings), Mia Goth, Jason Isaacs, Adrian Schiller, and Celia Imrie; it’s in theaters February 17th, 2017. Official synopsis:

An ambitious young executive is sent to retrieve his company’s CEO from an idyllic but mysterious ‘wellness center’ at a remote location in the Swiss Alps but soon suspects that the spa’s miraculous treatments are not what they seem.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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