How Hillary Clinton Can Use the First Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Teaser to Fuel Her During Tonight’s Debate

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In terms of a mood uplifter, I can’t think of a better time for Marvel to release this Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 teaser, because the rest of the night will be spent wondering what bananas-crazy things he who shall not be named is going to do up on that debate stage.

For us, this is a short, beautiful high before the dark night ahead, but, for Hillary Clinton, it could power her through the whole mess. Watch this, enjoy it, and, from 9pm on, every time someone says something stupid, play it again. Afterward, we’ll go over Clinton’s debate strategy.

Fanfreakintastic, right? Of course, it only makes us long for more — give us the full trailer, Gunnman! — but, over the next 30 or so minutes, HRC can use the gift of these gifs to power her through the final showdown. Madam Secretary, I present your perfect kick-his-arse imagery:

  1. Imagine you have the Baby Groot angel on your shoulder.

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2. You are a fearless warrior.

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3. Imagine yourself charging your opponent, leaping high over that giant fluff of … (Abilisk) whatever that mess on his head is.

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4. You are protected. You have all the mental ammunition you need.

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5. The bodies of fallen Republican senators and congresspeople fly away from their respective houses.

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6. When it is over, envision yourself receiving a warm, congratulatory hug.

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Update: Baby Groot has on Peter’s uniform!

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Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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