In Space, No One Can Hear You Sloppy Kiss? Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Are Lonely Passengers

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I don’t know, guys, do those really look like space shoes to you?

Morten Tyldum’s (Headhunters, The Imitation Game) Passengers is a space movie, and space movies are one of my favorite things in the world, but it’s hard to take a trailer that opens with Jennifer Lawrence crawling across a space table to give Chris Pratt a space kiss very seriously.

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And why did her character bring a fancy dress; it’s almost like she knew the ship would malfunction and only she and Pratt would wake up, and have the whole ship — and Michael Sheen’s bartending services — to themselves. Hey, Waitaminute!

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IS JLAW THE ALIEN SABOTEUR?

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You watch!

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I’m sorry, but this looks pretty silly. I’ll still watch the fork out of it, though, because SPACE (and Headhunters!).

Also: hellooooo, Laurence …

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Passengers also stars Andy Garcia; it hits theaters December 21st.

 

 

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • JenVegas

    Definitely silly. Definitely looking forward to it though. I kinda like these two together.

  • HasenKlub

    Are we going to just pass over cameo by DJ Roomba 2.0?

    • much more helpful this 2.0 delievers messages and everything

      • HasenKlub

        DJ Roomba/Tinder

  • lolz this is a comedy right? cause i mean ya i think we can all agree this is silly. But look at how attractive they are. Also can michael sheen be MY bartender? Also i’d be cool if it’s Chris Pratt that’s the alien because he has no cool family memories and also then jlaw can destroy him and also save the world or whatever