In Space, No One Can Hear You Sloppy Kiss? Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Are Lonely Passengers

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I don’t know, guys, do those really look like space shoes to you?

Morten Tyldum’s (Headhunters, The Imitation Game) Passengers is a space movie, and space movies are one of my favorite things in the world, but it’s hard to take a trailer that opens with Jennifer Lawrence crawling across a space table to give Chris Pratt a space kiss very seriously.

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And why did her character bring a fancy dress; it’s almost like she knew the ship would malfunction and only she and Pratt would wake up, and have the whole ship — and Michael Sheen’s bartending services — to themselves. Hey, Waitaminute!

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IS JLAW THE ALIEN SABOTEUR?

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You watch!

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I’m sorry, but this looks pretty silly. I’ll still watch the fork out of it, though, because SPACE (and Headhunters!).

Also: hellooooo, Laurence …

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Passengers also stars Andy Garcia; it hits theaters December 21st.

 

 

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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