Stephen Colbert Mourns the Hiddleswift Breakup Better Than Anyone, Hilariously Moves on to New Celeb Couple

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While the world ponders the ridiculousness of such things as which celebrity’s team *won* the Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift — Hiddleswift/Swoki — breakup announcement, we can count on Stephen Colbert for the proper farcical mourning. The man never, ever disappoints. As we’d expect Taylor to eventually do, like Tom, Colbert got the jump on things and sang a little ditty about his own broken heart. But no worries; after a proper acknowledgement of his pain, Colbert admitted he’s already moved on.

Honestly, don’t we see this as an upgrade all around?

 

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Not only are the photos more provocative; the moniker rolls better off the tongue. Say it with us, people, and all hail Katlando.

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RIP Hiddleswift.

 

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • emmalita

    We were all on those rocks, and in that ocean, and on that porch.

  • KWDragon

    Why did we have to get the censored picture of Stephen on that paddleboard? Oh, why deny us?!?