The Bond Short-Listers Stop Shaking Their Celebratory Martinis After Sony Throws ALL the Money at Daniel Craig

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Well, that’s another bummer for Tom Hiddleston.

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As of this morning, reports are rampant about Sony Pictures Entertainment (which owns Colombia Pictures) offering Daniel Craig a kazillionty — read: $150 MILLION — dollars to do two (yes, that’s 2) more Bond films: 25 and 26, which would be shot back to back.

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According to inside sources, Craig has played “a genius hand:”

Everyone knows how much executives adore him, and the idea of losing him at such a crucial time in the franchise isn’t an option as far as all the studio honchos are concerned.Daniel’s the key for a seamless, safe transition as far as Sony and Bond bosses are concerned, and they’re prepared to pay a king’s ransom to make it happen.

Oohlo Labs™ sent out their Internet Specialist to find completely made up to get reactions from the other rumored Bond contenders:

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Idris knows everyone loves him.

If Craig agrees to the two-picture deal (and he’d probably be crazy to turn it down), the final entry in this triad — Bond 27 — would then introduce “a younger long-term successor.”

And that’s it for your post-Labor Day Bond news; we’ll keep you …

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and Gillian updated.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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    It’s ok Jamie Bell. It probably wasn’t going to be you. And Charlie, I think you were safe. Yes, Idris. We do like you.