Taco Trucks on Every Corner? YES, PLEASE, and, Hey, Can You Park Right Next to My House?

Tacos

Welcome to Crazytown. I mean, if this is Trump’s new platform, Hillary’s going to have to step up her game.

hill

Sorry, sorry! I didn’t mean it, but can you really blame a girl? I mean, this guy says we’re gonna get taco trucks on every corner! TACO TRUCKS ON EVERY CORNER!


DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TACOS?

cctaco

No, not like that Chevy! You’ve gone and turned it into a burrito … NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL.

That guy up there, “Latinos for Trump” co-founder Marco Gutierrez, thinks he’ll sway voters to the Don by talking about his culture‘s “imposing dominance”; if we don’t get going on that great wall to keep out his culture’s illegals, we’ll all have to suffer the tacos.

colbert

BRB, I have to get some tequila to welcome my new neighbors.

deadpooltacos

My extremely astute political advice to the Clinton campaign is to immediately adapt the hashtag #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner for its own use.

#WeLoveTacos
#NotaEuphemism

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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