Missing Game of Thrones? Let Sam Jackson Entertain You with the Best Series Recap You’ll Ever Hear

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Recently, a number of people I know have been enjoying a certain Facebook friend’s GoT bingefest through the entirety of the series, punctuated by her observations on life, death, rights, wrongs, and bear justice. It’s entertaining to hear others’ perspectives on what we’ve already experienced ourselves, and, in that vein, an extraordinarily fun ride with a certain profanity-happy, celebrity favorite narrating such a journey. I can give no higher recommendation for listening to a Thrones recap than by giffing out a few of Samuel L. Jackson’s standout lines, but, seriously, carve out seven or so minutes in your day and have a proper listen.

***In case it’s not already obvious, Game of Thrones ***Spoilers*** are coming — a whole six season’s worth. Spoilers***

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Also, this does include …

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… including incest, murder, floppy sausages, and mothereffin’ dragons. Nobody has a way with words like our Mace Windu.

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fuse

wedding

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Brant

winter

sick

lush

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noone

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Just listen!

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • Berry

    I had a shitty day, but that shout-out made me feel like dancing. And the binge fest shall continue, if not today then tomorrow.

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  • I WANT SAMUEL L MOTHER FKN JACKSON TO NARRATE EVERYTHING.

    Also i want to show this to my best friend but she just started GoT so it’s like…. sPOILER ALERT. dammit

  • HasenKlub
  • Kala

    “Nobody seems to have any idea that the white walkers are about to wipe out everybody. The Seven Kingdoms. The Wildlings. EEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYBODY!!!”

    Highlight of my entire day.

  • emmalita

    In my dreams, Berry, Sam Jackson and Leslie Jones are sitting in a living room together separately commenting on the episodes. Poor Mikko has a headache.

    • Berry

      That’s now my dream too.