Wild and Wooly and Absolutely Fabulous? Must Be Fashion Friday

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You really couldn’t hope to do better than Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley at London Pride, especially with Patsy’s fashionable, Christmas-y culottes and vest ensemble, finished off with a pair of gorgeous, sky-high clogs.

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Johnny Depp tried, though.

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He really tried.

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As did Janelle Monáe.

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Mariah went for the underdone look.

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I would like to yank off those little lacy fan-things from Kate Beckinsale’s dress so I can dust. Wait, no…I have zero desire to dust; I’ll just toss them in the air this weekend, instead of fireworks.

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RIHANNA IS WEARING BOOTPANTS…PANTBOOTS…I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THEM (going-out chaps?). Either way, a) is it easier to put on your pants and shoes as one piece? and b) my gods those are hideous.

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Look, if this is a fancy robe Margot Robbie likes to hang out at her house in, good on her. But, nope! She’s at the Legend of Tarzan premiere…in pink cuffs.

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Let’s try to wash it all away with Luke Evans. This isn’t as striking as his gorgeous green, but it’s overall, it’s pretty…ill fitting. What is up with the jacket shoulders and that puckered pants seaming?  And, pardon me sir, but is that your hand?

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Um, you guys, maybe we should just give up on fashion this week.

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Joanna and Jennifer clearly win the week.

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Happy Friday, Happy Canada Day, and Happy long 4th of July holiday weekend, y’all!

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • Wigamer

    Caftan of glory. There aren’t adequate words to express my approval of this garment.

    • ChainedVase

      I want to wear it right this second and every second after that in every imaginable colour.

  • ChainedVase

    Serious question about Johnny Depp you guys: do you think he takes all of those neck accouterments off at bedtime? How does he not choke to death in his sleep? I feel choked right now.

    • his night time prep takes 2 hours cause of chains and scarves

  • MissAmynae

    Depp looks like he smells of Hawaiian Tropic and stale cigars, topped off with way too much knockoff Drakkar Noir.

    • You forgot the slightest hint of stale Sailor Jerry rum.

      • MissAmynae

        ah, THAT’s what I was missing. I felt like there was something lacking. Extra points for Craig!

  • Frankiethrowup

    Johnny Depp looks like a shitty version of Don Cherry’s ego made flesh.