Looks like we’re in for a dark ride, my friends. If we learned anything from Alex Garland’s Ex Machina, it’s that we cannot control our creations. So, listen to me when I tell you not to go looking at news of robots and genetic engineering and artificial intellingence, because it’ll make you feel as if no one has ever seen 2001, or Battlestar Galactica or…Oscar Isaac dancing. What? Did somebody say something about Oscar Isaac dancing?
intergalactic – beastie boys pic.twitter.com/OxrVZNbPX4
— oscar dances (@oscardances) May 25, 2016
master and servant – depeche mode pic.twitter.com/sqen0inP1R
— oscar dances (@oscardances) May 25, 2016
everybody (backstreet’s back) – backstreet boys pic.twitter.com/V6X8LuvUUK
— oscar dances (@oscardances) April 29, 2016
never gonna give you up – rick astley pic.twitter.com/7J4qaCqz2M
— oscar dances (@oscardances) May 26, 2016
HA, GOTCHA!
Okay, so we did learn something from Oscar Isaac, but I believe we were here about a terrifying trailer. Kate Mara. Paul Giamatti. Toby Jones. A glass room — why are fearsome beings always held in glass rooms where they become even more fearsome? — ooooh, I get it…
Someone created artificial life. Again. Following a “terrible accident,” a risk management expert (Kate Mara) is called in to assess the complicated situation aka Morgan.
Obviously Luke Scott learned everything about mood from his father, and obviously we have learned nothing about creating artificial intelligence and we’re all going to die. But, at least we have Oscar.
burning down the house – talking heads pic.twitter.com/fizfeZZPmL
— oscar dances (@oscardances) May 26, 2016
See you in robot hell, y’all.
Morgan is coming September 2nd; end times TBA.
