While Everyone’s Looking for Captain America’s Boyfriend, Hulk Was Quietly Working Out His Own Thor: Ragnarok Plans


Silly rabbits, while you were working hard yesterday to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend , Hulk was miles ahead of the gay Marvel game.  And all this time we thought that was just uncontrolled anger…more like pent up lust. You see, out on the road drumming up support for the next Marvel outing — directed by Taika Waititi — Bruce mentioned his own Thor plans, perhaps in motion for longer than we ever imagined.


Speaking with ET at a Now You See Me 2 press event, Mark Ruffalo may have inadvertently explained why in Ragnarok, Thor hasn’t got time for Jane Foster anymore.

It’s an intergalactic buddy road movie with Banner and Thor.”

Yeah, I’m thinking this buddy thing has been in the works quite some time…


Smooth moves, my friend. #HulkAlreadyFoundABoyfriend


Ruffalo added that we’ll see plenty of his alter ego in Ragnarok, and he hyped up Cate Blanchett’s Hela.

I think it will be smashing. You’ll see a lot more Hulk and I think it’ll…The Hulk gets Hulk-ier. The Hulk Hulks out. Hulk-ier and bigger.

She plays the worst of the worst. So evil. She is going to kill us. It’s such a great part she gets to play.”

 Thor:  Ragnarok also stars Jeff Goldblum (!), Karl Urban, Tessa Thompson, Idris Elba, Anthony Hopkins and Tom Hiddleston; it Hulk-smashes into theaters beginning November 3, 2017.

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • it really is a miracle: a Thor movie people might actually remember 5 minutes after watching it!

  • NateMan

    The only direction the Thor movies have to go is up. I have hopes for this one!

  • AbbySaurus


    Indeed, Cindy. Can’t wait for this.

  • Freetheklingons

    Seriously? I’m tagging along the superhero thing because of my teen kids, but this is a hot-man vehicle I can get behind.
    Who am I kidding? I get behind most hot-man vehicles; I’m a chronic tailgaitor (tail gator?).

  • ChainedVase

    I love all of this. It’s always been odd to me how I find Thor so boring and lacking in charisma, considering he is a giant objectively beautiful man, and I think the Greater Hemsworth is so charming. So maybe he just needed to be paired up with my beloved Hulk. Here’s hoping.

  • stop making me want to see Thor 3 Marvel. I’m mad at you right now.

  • BarbadoSlim

    Jeff Goldblum. Karl Urban.
    That’s a ’nuff said.

    And when is Urban gonna get his due? When’s it gonna be his time!?