Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ego Can’t Even Let a Toddler Take Center Stage, and Is Choking Justin Bieber Art?

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Hey, remember when The Martian was a comedy film and Matt Damon won Best Actor in a comedy or musical for his performance? Yeah, me (nor Ridley Scott) either. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association are wisely adjusting the Golden Globes’ criteria so that sort of silliness happens less. (The Verge)

A photo of Justin Bieber being choked after he put a cigarette out on his friend’s arm (all in fun!) is being compared to Renaissance art? This is actually damned amazing. (Distractify)

This weekend HBO and Cinemax are offering free previews (Friday through Sunday), so even if you’re not a subscriber, you can catch the opening sixth season of Game of Thrones, and the first 2016 Veep and Silicon Valley episodes. Saturday at 9:00 pm EST features Beyonce’s LEMONADE, and on Cinemax, you can check out Banshee. (HBO via press release)

Speaking of, need a quick Game of Thrones — 6-minute rapid fire — video recap of last season’s events? Here come the ***Spoilers*** (Blame it on the Voices)

Driverless pods are coming…to Singapore. (Mashable)

Meanwhile, back in America, the overnight Sleepbus seems to be our big travel innovation. (Boing Boing)

That two Justified alumni (et tu Olyphantypants?) are starring in that horrific looking Mother’s Day abomination is bad enough, but its immanent release means we’re being bombarded with Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts and Kate Hudson crap. Exhibit A:  Aniston is People‘s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman.” (Celebitchy)

Okay, whatever Gwyneth; we know you’re a big movie star and you have your own trainer and do dance cardio and all that shit. But put your ego aside and let the little kids have their moment in the limelight, will ya? It’s impossible to watch this and not catch all the Goopish preening — even James Corden knows to follow the kids’ unpolished routines. (via The Late Late Show…)

You guys, I think Lena Dunham really is trying to dress better! It’s not my favorite thing in the world, but it is an improvement. (Tom + Lorenzo)

Two….well, three (kind of) Doctors showed up at Wizard World this week! (Fashionably Geek)

Denzel has that western gunslinger thing down in The Magnificent Seven (remake) trailer, but I’m not sure I can take Chris Pratt seriously. Maybe we don’t have to? This looks just plain fun. (via The Mary Sue)

Is your coffee not quite hitting its hipster potential? How about a rainbow latte? Ooooh, pretty. (Mental Floss)

Not so sure how I feel about rainbow grilled cheese. (That’s Nerdalicious)

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • NateMan

    I can’t even watch the Goop video. I genuinely feel embarrassed any time she’s on the screen.

    • It’s ridiculous. The kids are cute despite her, though.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    GOOP looks like she doesn’t understand the concept of the bit – to imitate the toddlers exactly. Trying to make it “sexy” or “polished” ruins it. But then again, the idea of acting goofy must give her hives.
    As for the Magnificent Seven, I’ve liked both the Kurosawa and Sturges version, so I have high hopes that this will be great. I’m assuming Pratt is getting the Steve McQueen role, so he won’t need to be super serious. But it won’t matter: Denzel has enough gravitas for the whole cast.

    • JenVegas

      She’s definitely trying way too hard to do it “right.” The kids and Cordon are hilarious though.

      • ZbornakSyndrome

        Sucking the Fun Out of Everything: The GOOP Story.

        • JenVegas

          There’s no calories in fun! It’s the perfect food!!

          • ZbornakSyndrome

            No calories isn’t enough for GOOP. She consumes negative calories only. No calorie foods are for the plebs.

        • AbbySaurus

          I’d love to see that entire sketch redone with someone good. Like anyone other than Gop.

          • ZbornakSyndrome

            I feel that way about her entire career.

    • ChainedVase

      I’m like, constantly upstaged by a toddler, as anyone who has seen my Facebook can attest, but seriously, Goop. Chill out.

  • JenVegas

    Look, when your cheese turns those colors it’s (sadly) time to get rid of it. And next time eat it faster.

  • ChainedVase

    All my best dance moves are from imitating toddlers, so clearly I am living my best life and thus do not need Goop. As usual.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    I can’t be the only one not really bummed out by rainbow grilled cheese, right? It may be because I’ve been cooking for my brother and sister in law and their brood, and getting kids to fucking eat ANYTHING is a chore.

    The point is, it’s really good cheese. Who the shit would I be to turn down such a delectable treat

    • like couldn’t we all use a little rainbow in our lives too? like hey lets be happy about a treat once in a blue moon. it’s not like you have to eat rainbows daily

      • Valhallaback Girl

        RAGEBOWS. ALL THE RAGEBOWS

    • emmalita

      I had a 6 yr old turn his nose up at rainbow noodles. His sister and I ate the shit out of them while he ate bread and raisins. We won.

      • Valhallaback Girl

        It’s like “why are you rejecting happiness?!”

        • emmalita

          It’s like some people don’t even want to be happy.

          • Valhallaback Girl

            Groooooooss.

  • Helen Skor

    I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but Lena Dunham’s head situation (face and hair) are about as good as I’ve ever seen them. And I’m a fan of the fit of that white jacket – which is a miracle, because old girl apparently hates clothes that fit properly. But that shirt and those godawful pants have got to go. All in all, I’m going to call this one a win for her though.

  • COME ON Cindy- don’t think too hard on it. IT’S COWBOYS and JOKES and DENZEL! it’s going to be magical

    • I said it looks fun! I just didn’t know if I was supposed to take CP seriously as a cowboy or a badass or what.

      • emmalita

        He’s pretty much playing Peter Quill here. I’m still going to see it. Like Zborney, I love the Kurosawa and Sturges versions, so I have hopes that this will also be good.

      • AbbySaurus

        I’m starting to take him more seriously. Does that make sense? I didn’t know that much about him and my exposure was minimal. He’s charming me lately. I’m not completely on the Pratt train, but I’m in the station.

      • he’s the han solo of cowboys. like only a little bit serious. like he can shoot but he’s there for drinks and partying with western folk

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