Cleavage and Nipples and Bare Honeypots, Oh My! And, Who Is Leo Hitting on This Time?


Matthew McConaughey is finally talking about doing Stephen King’s The Dark Tower, and holy gods, this thing is really happening! (MTV)

Cleavage and nipples and bare honeypots, oh my! Other than the clothes (or lack thereof) this week’s Outlander didn’t provide a ton of writing fodder this week, but Claire’s dress and the nipple finery were breathtaking. Okay, so there was that big moment at the end, but Claire was the only person shocked about that. (Tom + Lorenzo)

Forget about who Rey’s parents are for a moment; we need to concentrate on which “rude” actress J.J. Abrams is talking about. The TFA director recently spoke of an actress who made the Alias crew cry, and told another producer not to hire her because she was a “disaster”. (My first thought was Melissa George.) Whoooo can it be, now? (Celebitchy)

I would like to hope that the other dude in this photo knows exactly who’s standing right behind him and yet somehow manages to contain himself. It’d be awfully difficult not to turn around and just stare at Leo DiCaprio whispering in Rihanna’s ear. Please tell me he’s not hitting on her, though. Please? (Lainey Gossip)

We can only imagine the person holding the camera — and a gun — on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard as they issued this heartfelt stiff, uncomfortable apology for failing to declare their dogs when entering Australia. This video is presumably part of a public mea culpa bid to win back the country’s hearts and minds, but I’m thinking all they’ve done is ensure the gates are locked next time they attempt entry. (via CNN)

Amazon’s new monthly streaming service plans may be competitive with Netflix, but they’re going to have to up their original programming game to lure me away from the likes of Daredevil. (New York Times)

Finding the right (comfortable) ear buds is hard. Here’s a guide. (Boing Boing)

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend welcomed their presumed gorgeous first child last Thursday, and her name is equally beautiful. (via People)

She’s here! Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy. ❤️👶🏽😍

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

Lego’s recreation of the Rogue One cast image is fan-freakin-tastic! (Facebook)


No, I haven’t watched it yet, but it seems a stretch to say that Spider-Man “saved” Captain America:  Civil War, even in this context. He sounds more an important component, but in fairness, I shall wait until I see that CapAss again movie. (io9)

Monday = misanthropy, amirite? If you’re as grumpy as me today, you may need every single one of these. (Buzzfeed)

Now, snap out of it and watch the Muppets doing Snoop Dogg’s Who Am I? All better! (via Blame It on the Voices)

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over eight years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

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  • emmalita

    I need SEVERAL of those pieces of jewelry, especially the one that says “leave me alone, I’m reading.” My birthday is a mere 5 months away.

    • ChainedVase

      I like the one that says “Can you not?” It just sums up what I would like to say to so many annoying people.

  • emmalita

    Abrams says guest star” so probably not Melissa George. Maybe Sonia Braga?

    • i gotta find my s3 dvd to see if duckface was a starring character

      • emmalita

        She was a series regular.

    • Berry

      I’m rooting for Melissa George, and not just because I want it to be her as a punishment to JJ for creating her character who was the worst. But most because I want it to be her as a punishment for JJ, bless his tiny nervous self.

      • emmalita

        I like the way your evil mind works.

  • ChainedVase

    I’m a couple years older than Leo and I’m often skeezed out by him, but I have to admit that I would find it hard not to at least flirt like crazy with Rihanna. I mean, he’s only human, and she is very very attractive.

  • I think the most important take away here is it’s clearly not Jen. And “guest” would it be someone they only invited a couple times as a result? so maybe isabella rossalini? or ….. one of the derevkos?