Agents of SHIELD Review: Threats Loom Large Over Team

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Agents of SHIELD Season 3, Episode 16 “Paradise Lost”

After a recent breakneck pace, SHIELD takes its foot off the gas a little bit to focus on HYDRA’s new leadership dynamic and fill in the backstories of Malick and Lincoln.

Plot Snapshot

Hive is throwing a party at Malick’s house and all of HYDRA’s largest wigs are invited. After getting a vision of his own demise last week, Malick isn’t in a partying mood, especially when the entity that he sees kill him is the one throwing the bash. Meanwhile the good guys are scrambling to find a way to take Zombie Ward down.

The Big Deal

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As we learn in the flashbacks, Malick is a fanatic from way back, or so it seems on the surface. There are at least two factions in old-school HYDRA. One group is the true believers trying to sustain Hive through human sacrifice until they can bring him to our world. The second was led by Dr. Whitehall and his lot, who were using the one-two punch of science and subversion to achieve their goals of world domination. Malick and his brother are forced to have a prison sit-down with Whitehall soon after their father dies. Whitehall unveils the ugly secret of daddy Malick – papa was a rolling stone. Well … not so much that as he rigged the lottery of doom with a notched stone so he would never draw the short straw and get sent off as a sacrifice, despite talking a big game about it. After confirming this, the brothers swear they love the cause more than their own lives and promise each other to play the game straight. And you could almost guess that Malick liked his dad’s style and his brother got Primrose Everdeen-ed at his first lottery drawing. Flash forward a few decades, Malick has a daughter of his own who is as much of a true believer as his brother was. After Hive reveals his true form in all his squid-faced glory, he has a chat with Malick. Hive carries the memories of all its former hosts, so Hive knows of Malick’s cowardice and betrayal because baby bro’s memories are still rattling around in the hive mind. Hive talks of balancing the scales and Malick believes that this is it for him. Instead, Hive gives Malick’s daughter a literal kiss of death and pretty much proclaims, “we all good now.”

On the Side

The discovery that Hive is walking around in a Ward suit has thrown the SHIELD team for a loss. Coulson is upset his robot crusher hand didn’t finish the job. FitzSimmons is frantically trying to figure out what Hive is made of and how it relates to research concerning swarming birds that HYDRA tries to destroy. Daisy and Lincoln jet off to South Dakota to talk to an Afterlife washout who frequently ranted about a being from thousands of years ago who sounds a lot like Hive. The rest of the team goes to an agri-chemical plant where they manage to capture the Chairman with the help of some common sense and May’s combat skills. Lincoln and Daisy manage to con the washout out of a Kree artifact he stole from Afterlife before he was kicked out. He also talks about Lincoln’s dark past. Back on the jet, Lincoln fesses up that he was an angry young man who nearly killed an old girlfriend in a drunk driving accident, but he learned to control himself after going to Afterlife. Daisy is immediately forgiving has a confession of her own about seeing the vision of a teammate dying. Meanwhile on the big plane, the Chairman comes to and immediately goes to work escaping. He goes on a rampage once he gets loose and captures the plane and some hostages. Daisy gets a brief distress call from May. Lincoln tells Daisy to screw the dark visions of the future and call up the Secret Warriors to save the day.

Observation and Speculation

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*No Agent Doug this week, but you totally know he cleaned all the stuff out of that white room so May and the Chairman could stage their boss fight.

*There’s so much subtext going on with Simmons during all of this. When she says she can’t believe that thing is here on Earth, she really means she can’t believe she played “hide the tentacle” with it on Bluetooine and wonders if she should get tested for intergalactic STDs.

*Ok if the team knows the Chairman can move things within his line of sight, why didn’t they blindfold him and bind his hands?

*It looks like Bethany Joy Lenz joins Lucy Lawless and other notables in SHIELD’s “You really brought them in for just that?” club.

*Daisy is really getting the hang of her quake powers. What she did to clear the minefield was really cool.

*So the main part of the team is in HYDRA’s clutches. So how many of the Secret Warriors are going to die in Daisy’s vision of death in space?

Verdict

This episode was light on action, but fans did get the May vs. Chairman showdown it’s been waiting for all season, so that was worth the price of admission alone. However, Lincoln’s dark secret wasn’t worth the build-up. The writers were clever to address some backstory to make up for the lack of fireworks.  In all, an average episode with the promise of better things next week.

Craig Wack

Craig Wack

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  • But the box was supposed to be stronger than that! Also i legit thought Fitz might die last night

    • Jelinas

      THEY’D BETTER NOT KILL FITZ!!!

      • they will not know the amount of rioting that i can unleash until they make that decision

  • unpious

    The tentacle monster reveal was pretty great, as was May vs The Chairman. Everything with Daisy and Lincoln was, to steal a line from Pitch Perfect, an elephant dart into the public’s face. I try not to actively root for death, but I really hope it’s Lincoln in that fiery space explosion (and not Mack or Yo-Yo, like they seem to be hinting at with the cross).

  • Jelinas

    1. “Ok if the team knows the Chairman can move things within his line of sight, why didn’t they blindfold him and bind his hands?”
    Is it a reach to speculate that, if he opens his eyes behind the blindfold, he can eventually get rid of the blindfold, and then use the cuffs as a weapon? But I think they should have just sedated him. And also stripped him nekkid so he couldn’t hide seatbelt latches in his pockets or… orifices.

    2. May vs. The Chairman was fantastic. Ming-Na Wen is my hero.

    3. When Ward leaned in for that kiss, I was hissing under my breath, “That is your niece!!!! That is your niece!!!!!!” Most terrifying part of the whole ep. *shudder*