The Best and Worst Celebrity Outfits This Week

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The Worst:

This is Elizabeth Debicki at The Night Manager’s L.A. premiere. This woman is stunning and theoretically, has the figure to carry off anything, but…uh, even the Hiddles’ Jonathan Pine would run screaming from this dress. Is that what it is, a dress? Or just a bunch of fishnet tights sewn together and sprinkled with paper umbrella doilies?

 

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Truth:  I would rather see more of Lena Dunham’s naked butt on Girls than whatever the fork this is. (Hint:  Never go full Grey Gardens.)

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Charlize Theron went to Milan for The Huntsman:  Winter’s War dressed in my 12 year old’s black skort from Target and the beige-iest, blandest blouse her stylist could find, but someone had to get those shoes laced just right.  It’s hard being pretty, y’all.

 

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Jemima Kirke paid Seth Myers a visit, and wore this monochrome ensemble.

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She could have at least added a little color and flair…just saying.

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The Best:

Let’s turn things around, now. Gal Gadot is quickly becoming my new crush. I can’t wait to see her in Wonder Woman, and this has a slick superhero vibe to it. Mind you, no real person I know could get away with it, but she does.

 

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Great color, great dress. Uzo for the win!

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For pure costumery (and enthusiasm) though, you just can’t beat these guys. They win EVERYTHING.

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Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis

Cindy Davis has been writing about the entertainment industry for ​over seven years, and is the ​Editor-in-Chief at Oohlo, where she muses over television, movies, and pop culture. Previous Senior News Editor at Pajiba, and published at BUST.

  • Wigamer

    I kinda like Charlize’s outfit. Legs and such.

    • Noooo! Her legs shouldn’t count.

      • NateMan

        Her legs ALWAYS count.

        • You can look at them, but they don’t get outfit points 😛

          • ChainedVase

            Her legs are her legs, but that skirt doesn’t even make her legs look nice. The whole outfit looks so random and thrown together from someone else’s suitcase. She’s not even wearing the right bra for that shirt! (Of course I looked, guys.)

      • Wigamer

        They count far more than my legs do, that’s for sure. But the skirt displaying them is fairly horrible.

  • I just love how the Dr. Strange boys look like they are going for a skipping adventure. They’re so ADORABLE.

    Also I’m with @wigamer:disqus I don’t hate Charlize’s outfit. Mainly because she’s just so pretty I can’t not think she looks beautiful all the times. ALL oF THEM

    • See, she’s getting credit for her perfection, which I understand, but…

    • emmalita

      I think we should all just admit that the Marvel movies are all basically skipping adventures.

  • emmalita

    I love Mads tunic and eye makeup. I also like what I can see of Lena’s dress, but the coat is very unfortunate. Uzo Aduba has a great sense of style. I always love to see her dressed up.

    • Jelinas

      Agreed; the dress is… not great, but acceptable. The boots are… okay on their own, but make me frowny with the dress. But that coat is NEVER GOING TO BE OKAY.

  • llp

    That’s a lot of beige.

    I love Uzo’s dress, that colour is outstanding. Gal Gadot looks marvellous.

    • Wigamer

      Every time Uzo looks gorgeous I am unspeakably happy.

      • llp

        I like her style in general, actually. It makes me happy too!

  • Valhallaback Girl

    Thank GLOB there’s a best/worst outfits for the week. I’m squealing with delight! Thanks peeps!

  • Katers

    Lena’s dress was cute on Late Night with heels. That muppet coat and those boots make it bananas.

  • ChainedVase

    I had a brief moment of concern about my sense of style when I thought the thing on Lena’s neck was a necklace- which I loved-but then I realized that it was the neckline of her dress, which was not great.
    I do like that she wears wacky clothes but yikes. Unflattering clothes are unflattering. You can be wacky and look cute, you know?

    • emmalita

      My biggest problem with Lena’s dress (and I hate myself for saying this because now I sound like my grandmother) is that she is slouching. While slouching is comfortable, it also moves your boobs and belly towards one another, which does not look good in high fashion clothing. Unless you are rail thin, which Lena is not. Lena is fine, weight wise, but having a normal body means you don’t look your best while slouching.

      • ChainedVase

        100% agree. I enjoy that she has a personal wacky style but there are ways to do that that will flatter her body type and posture. There are in fact, professionals that she can afford to hire that can help her with that. She clearly likes clothes, so why not maximize her looks?
        (My grandmother was a brilliant seamstress, and a 100 years ago when she designed my Prom dress, she hoisted up my boobs, adjusted the bodice accordingly and told me to stop slouching. If you’ve got it flaunt it!)

      • Angry dimples

        the opposite problem is also unfortunate – when your spine curved the opposite way (usually to compensate for big boobs) your belly looks bigger and you look shorter. basically, anything but a perfectly straight spine is as ugly as it harmful. spines. they are there for a reason.
        https://media.giphy.com/media/14o8siNSgciWoo/giphy.gif

  • Angry dimples

    this is a fantastic lipstick on Gadot. the perfect red lipstick makes any outfit better. this is one of the only thing i believe in, besides not eating anything that is bigger than your own head. also, does anyone know where one can find Uzo’s round purse? asking for a friend?

    • “…not eating anything bigger than your own head”!!!

      • Angry dimples

        look, i’m a woman of principle.

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    Gal Gadot makes me drool in that outfit. It’s bloody gorgeous and I *wish* I could a) pull it off and b) had somewhere to wear it 🙂

    • You could TOTALLY pull that off.

    • emmalita

      I agree with Cindy on you being able to pull it off.

    • Jelinas

      Please wear that when you come visit.

  • girlwithcurioushair

    Uzo’s dress is nice, but those arms–holy smokes.